Happy hour? Not if your Thai

Came back from the geopool gagging for a beer. 
Left Jill watching 'The Chase' in the room and headed for the tiny bar; its happy hour 5-8. I ask which beers are on happy hour to the the Thai receptionist........
   'Er, im sorry the pumps are not working, I've tried all day but it's not coming out. I've texted my boss and he says he will come and fix, sorry.' 

'Ok, I'll have a bottle from the fridge, oh wait you have pint glasses, I'll have 2...still happy hour prices?'

'No, only wine sorry.'
'Ok' 😡
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(Short time later)
'Ooo my boss just txt he say pumps working now'

????? 'ok I'll have a pint please'

'ok, oh it's not right, can not serve you that, I'll try again, oh that's not right I'll try again'

'Stop! All that beer is good beer! Just pull it back a little bit and do it SLOWLY'

' sorry my first day, we do not have bar at my hotel, thank you.....oh, it comes out smooth....!!!'

'So, do I get my 2 bottles at happy hour prices?'

'errr I'll check...'

(On the right £11, on the left £3.67 happy hour!)